Forget about Black Friday. Except for the entertainment-challenged among us (which seems to be the majority these days), where is the satisfaction in camping out in a Best Buy parking lot for two days just to get a shot at a $200 50" television? Where is the excitement in being elbowed by a rabid soccer mom who is prone to serious mayhem if she thinks she won't score a "Frozen" toy this year? Black Friday is borrrrrrrrrrring!
White people can keep their Black Friday if they wont to, but it ain't gonna' be like in the past. By the time they get in the door of the burned-out store, ain't gonna' be no TV's left, Black Tuesday, baby!