Microsoft has taken the time and trouble to devise this tool and magnanimously offer it to me so that I can import my Gmail into Outlook. Problem is, I cannot for the life of me figure out just exactly why I should abandon Gmail and Google for Outlook and Microsoft. Oh, that's right, Microsoft -- the source of virtually all my User pain and frustration for the past 20 years -- thinks Google is "Scroogling" me. Turns out that I think that Microsoft has been Binging me, and in all the wrong places. So thanks, but no thanks, Mr. Ballmer.